Post details: I'd rather be a Hammer than a Blowfish

31/08/06

Permalink 10:55:00 am, by Blast aka Bill Gray Email , 296 words, 592 views   English (AU)
Categories: Stand-Up

I'd rather be a Hammer than a Blowfish

I read about an interesting experience written in a blog at SMH The male blogger had made a move and started kissing what turned out to be a man in drag

This reminded me of a story...

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I was building in Sydney, just a few steps from the main gay area of Oxford Street. It was 6.45am in the morning and I was first at work so I opened up and was in the front room comtemplating the mess and wondering why I decided to arrive so early.

I clipped on my nail pouch and was busy sifting through the tools I would need in the short term when I got this feeling that someone was watching me. As I turned around, I was confronted by a young guy, casually dressed, standing in the room.

He quietly asked "Do you want a blowjob?"
I queried "YOU WHAT?"
He again spoke quietly "Do you want a blowjob?"

Now what do you say to a bloke that turns up on your building site before 7am in the morning and asks if you want a blowjob? My mind didn't exactly come up with a good answer so I came up with the next best thing...

"Do you want me to smash you in the head with my hammer?"

I am sure it sounded far more menacing than that, when I said it

"No" he replied (He seemed to have all the answers)
"Well lets just call it even then" I returned.

With that, he promptly left.

I still for the life of me, wonder why anyone would ask such a question of a stranger working on a building site. Building Sites aren't really the ideal place to meet for that sort of thing... but then, maybe I'm old fashioned

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Blast aka Bill Gray

Life is a series of images that we place importance on. The images we see, shapes our decisions to act. The view we choose to see, shapes the action we take.

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